theshirelock:

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

Avocado’s number

(Source: beesmygod)

kennedyclintonkat:

friendly reminder that john winchester

• knew that sam’s girlfriend was killed by the same thing that killed mary and didn’t bother to contact sam
• couldn’t be bothered to pick up the phone when sam called him to tell him dean was dying
• actually yelled at sam for not shooting him to kill azazel
• made sure that his last words were to tell dean to “save sam or kill him”

kendrawcandraw:

Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body

~*~*~Summertime~*~*~

futuristicninja:

A poem about androgyny in people / genderqueer people.

egbuns:

otterthulhu:

rabioheab:

Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

1. Farquaad
2. Farquaad II
3. Farquaad III
4. Farquaad IV
5. Farquaad V 

You could call them the farsquaad

i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

Gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day. (x)
- Ghostfacers

So let me get this straight:

daisyunderthestars:

People are boycotting Kraft just because of this one ad

yet

no one

sees

a 

problem

with

these ones?

whatladybird:

fandomsandfeminism:

allinom:

fandomsandfeminism:

Ugh. Yes. 

I find the Snape/Lily narrative to be really horrific, honestly. The fact that we are asked to feel oh so bad for poor little Snape makes me a little bit queasy. 

Because, yes, I do sympathize with Snape for having a rough childhood. 

But he was a horrible friend to Lily. He ignored her feelings. He screamed racial slurs at her. He favored the idealized version of her he had built up in his mind over the REAL her (I think it is significant that James’ patronus is a STAG, showing compatibility with Lily; while Snape is a DOE, showing a mimicry of Lily). That idealization and inability to reconcile how his own actions contributed to the failure of their friendship literally KILLED Lily.

I understand that we can show some sympathy for him. Watching someone self destruct their own relationships because of abuse and peer pressure and the tribulations of childhood? That’s tragic. 

But then he grows up to emotionally abuse Lily’s son for having a physical resemblance to her husband. 

And we’re supposed to feel sorry for him? We’re supposed to think it’s lovely and sweet that Harry names his child after the teacher who emotionally abused him for years? Who emotionally abused OTHER children for years as well? 

The fans who sit around and cry about how Lily SHOULD have picked Snape, how Snape DESERVED her? How James was a horrible douche and Lily was a bitch for choosing him? Ugh. No. nno no no no on oonononononononoooooo. 

also snape actually ruined a mans career fully knowing he probably couldn’t get another one.

Oh the shit that went down with Remus makes me really want to break his teeth. 

Remus had been HOMELESS. Remus had spent much of his adult life implied to be on the streets, unable to find work, and completely unable to make new friendships or relationships after Lily and James died, Peter vanished, and Sirius went to jail (ALL of which is DIRECTLY Snape’s god damn fault.)

And then just as Remus picks himself back up again? Becomes a positive force and father figure to Harry? Snape deliberately and purposely gets him FIRED so that he will be unemployed and potentially homeless AGAIN. 

How the fuck am I supposed to show any sympathy for an adult who completely lacks the ability to show sympathy, or even human decency, to others? 

Don’t forget Snape’s bullying of his other students a.k.a. the children he was hired to teach and nurture. When thirteen-year-old Neville Longbottom was confronted by a boggart for the first time, his worst fear was Severus Snape. Most of his classmates saw monsters or creatures, things that could do you physical harm (Harry’s boggart literally turned into a SOUL-SUCKING PERSONIFICATION OF DEPRESSION) but Neville, whose parents had been tortured by this point, Neville’s worst fear is the emotional abuse of his potions teacher.

And when a fourteen-year-old Hermione was cursed by one of her fellow students, amplifying a physical feature she was already self-conscious about, did he defend her or punish the boy who cursed her? Did he offer her the barest form of human decency by sending her to the hospital wing or undoing the curse himself? No. He looked at her and said, “I see no difference.”

Snape apologists can get out of my face.

kirk-oakenshield:

johnlockedness:

Bilbo owns a claw of Smaug.

BILBO OWNS A CLAW OF SMAUG.

I CAN’T. 

hiddlespinebatch:

the42towels:

cethornton3:

levicas:

thecumberbatchdiaries:

Benedict Cumberbatch has cheated death twice. 

36-year-old British hottie Benedict Cumberbatch has had an exciting life before he became an international sensation. He opened up to the UK’s Mirror about cheating death twice.

The Sherlock and Star Trek star’s first harrowing ordeal was carjacking while filming the BBC series To The Ends of the Earth in South Africa. Cumberbatch was with a couple other actors including Denise Black when they got a flat tire. As they tried to change it in the dark, six armed men ambushed them. According to Cumberbatch “They frisked each of us for weapons and valuables then bundled us back into the car and drove us into the bush. The car stopped and we were hauled out and told to kneel with our hands on our heads. We were in the execution position with a duvet over our heads to silence the shots.I tried to stand but to them this was clearly a sign of panic or evasion. They ordered me to stand up and get into the boot.

“I heard Denise saying, ‘Please don’t kill him’. The lid opened and I found myself calmly lying that I was claustrophobic and I could panic and die and be a problem for them. ‘Dead body in a boot, problem, not good!’ The lid slammed shut again. A lot of arguing. It opened again and they told me to get out. They took me up a small hill away from the others, made me kneel and tied my hands behind my back with laces from the trainers they’d removed earlier. I heard, ‘We are not going to hurt you but make one mistake and we will kill you. Lie on the ground’.” After three hours lying on the ground, and listening the the men leave, they decided to run for help.

“I’ve still got a scar where I was tied up,” Cumberbatch says. “It was terrifying. The next morning I woke up as a free man with the sun on my face and I cried. I thought I’d never feel its warmth again.”

The second time he almost died, he got dysentery and altitude sickness after getting lost on a hike in Nepal. “We were lost for a day and a half, trekking at night and squeezing moss to get water. We slept in an animal hut that stank of dung and had hallucinogenic dreams because of the altitude sickness.”

When is someone going to make a movie about Benedict Cumberbatch’s life? These are insane stories.

June 10th, 2013. {x}

Dude! Whoa!

Were the other people he was with for the car jacking thing ok? I hope so.

Yeah, everyone was safe from the car jacking :D I have a word document of his whole experience (I stole it from like a year ago when a post circled)

I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THE DYSENTERY. HOLY CRUD. BEN, BB, I LOVE YOU.

watching-your-shadows:

Misha Collins discovers your blog

not my gif, just made it transparent

(Source: notahammer)

tumblino:

ambitiousbard:

jessidork:

toastyhat:

awesomephilia:

Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym

Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.

I kinda love it

this is actually great from an acting perspective.

the actors actually played the opposite gender instead of just relying on stereotypes (ironically enough) to portray that they were, in fact, the opposite gender. Usually if you tell a guy to act like a girl, he begins playing by the homosexual stereotype (faking a lisp, popping the hip, etc.) and while it accentuates femininity, it’s really uncomfortable and forced, making it just seem like he’s playing a stereotype instead of the actual gender. And girls will do this too; being told to play a male and instead just deepening the voice and say “dude” and “bro” a lot (although these are more common among modern practices).

The males played up femininity without coming off as a forced stereotype and the females played up masculinity and machismo without forcing their performance.

also the video is funny and I kind of forgot the point I was making.

DONT BE A LITTLE PENIS

capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

And now to conclude with Odin

It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

always reblog

(Source: tomhiddlestonftw)

controversial-tabloid-story:

lexxerduglas:

clorinspats:

shade-rartblog:

thewingedshadow:

elliotexplicit:

cineraria:

How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds - YouTube
伊東家の食卓

I just did this. Legit.

the fuck

Clearly this is black magic at work here

been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way

WHAT THE SHIT

I just did this for my mom and she screamed.